din·gle·ber·ry [ˈdiNGəlˌberē] NOUN dingleberries (plural noun) US informal 1). a foolish or inept person. vulgar slang 2). a particle of fecal matter attached to the anal hair of an animal. In an attempt to get banned from backblasts by the nantan, I decided to go a little NSFW after my morning Q. That said, if [...]
Tag: Uptown Girl
The Turkey Day Kickball Classic
To celebrate the Glynn County Inaugural Adult Kickball league champions (Let's Kick It), today marked the first annual Turkey Day Kickball Classic. Uptown Girl brought the players out in force and helped make sure we had a great game. Team captains were Sharktooth and Bambino and Bambino made the right picks to build today's winning [...]
40 minutes of hell…plus 20
On a cool, overcast Saturday, 9 men came out for what was promised to as a ‘challenging’ beatdown. As college basketball kicked off this week, I could not pass up a little homage to ’40 minutes of hell’ from the 1990’s version of the Arkansas Razorbacks that I found in the F3 Library of workouts. [...]
Flight Training – Embrace the Suck
5 studs (in the dark) showed up to take the DRP - rosebud, heartbreaker, dodgeball, milkbone, uptown disclaimer - excellent one too - I mean a moving one. Was really great! Warm up: 🔥 SSH - tons arm circles - almost took off tempo squats - great job (Duke) Carolina dry docks - yes Duke was [...]
48 Ways to Celebrate
Today, November 6, is my 48th birthday. I've only been coming to F3 SSI for a couple of months and have avoided Q'ing my first workout - but I decided that a valiant attempt to Q my first workout would be a noble way to begin my 49th year of life on this rock. Although [...]
The ship came in … with Bicycles
A damp start to the week at Jailbreak where four brothers met for a robust start to the day, punching the sad clown in his big red nose. This is how it went down - The Warm Up Mosey to the end of the pier 15 SSH IC 15 LBAC forward IC 15 LBAC backwards [...]
Deck of Death Part Deux – faster, harder, longer
Saturday’s beatdown deserved a backblast so here goes. Seven men met in the gloom, but the Q who signed up wasn’t one of them. After consulting with Uptown Girl, we learned that Woz had emailed in sick at 5:00 am. No worries, the deck of death was on hand. We did an identical warmup as [...]
BOMBS over Oglethorpe
Doesn't have the same ring to it huh? 9 braved the post-Halloween gloom to see if there was any Snickers, M&M, and Warhead sugar still in the bloodstream to fuel a workout. Spoiler alert: there was The Thang: Disclaimer Mosey to Home Tree COP: SSH x 15 Scorpion dry docks x 10 each leg Baryshnikovs [...]
Caught me a Nantan
Six pax assembled out of the gloom this morning. We started with a mosey to the pier, carefully avoiding the sprinklers on the way. We warmed up with some high knees, butt kickers, SSH, Jeff imperial walkers, tempo squats, and worse-worse-worse merkins. Uptown Girl inexplicably ended up with a fish hook in his mouth after [...]
That’s Not a Tempo Squat
The Dawn patrol was 9 strong today with 1 FNG (so that makes 10). Following a wonderful disclaimer and superior instructions to modify as necessary I ran full speed into the darkness and unknown. But a HIM follows Foundation #5 - Preparedness - getting ready for the expected while being ready for the unexpected. I [...]
